the doctor says...

No baby yet.

damn.

i guess my blood pressure is high but not high enough to have a baby.

when making clinical decisions, my doctor doesn't really weigh in the fact that i have been wearing the same pants since last monday and all my shirts are belly shirts and its not 1994.

also my belly shirt is not size 00 or made by calvin klein.

i guess he doesn't really care either that i have 8 tums left, and that would have been enough to last until tomorrow... 

but now i have to go buy some more.

i also have no stretch marks, but if i have to wait until next week, i bet i get some because this skin is NOT stretching anymore.

but...

at the same time, i wasn't ready to have him tomorrow anyway.

mentally.

eli and i had a talk tonight about being a big brother.

he said uh-huh to every single thing i said.

he agreed to share his pacifiers and blankets and toys and even help with changing diapers. 

if only it were that easy.

the following 2 videos were shot within 2 minutes of each other.
in this order.

and i thought i had mood swings.

we spent a lot of time doing NOTHING today, so i have a lot of videos.

i find them amusing.