she thinks my tractor's sexy...

Once upon a time there was a chunky little boy named Eli.

One day out of the clear blue sky, he decided he LOVED to read books. 

 

Books all day every day. 

He would pick a book, give it to you, then PLOP in your lap. 

It was very cute. 

Until ONE day, this chunky little boy decided he loved just ONE book in particular. 

A book about tractors. 

Tractor would become his first TWO syllable word! 

Tractor tractor tractor all day long.

This tractor book only has 5 pages. 

Each page has a different color/size tractor. 

(Not a very interesting book!)

Eli and his mommy and daddy had to take the tractor book EVERYwhere they went. 

They even had to buy him a tractor.

Is Eli going to be a farmer when he grows up?

The world will just have to wait to find out. 

Until then...

the tractor book is about to be retired, and tractor book #2 is going to have to be purchased. 

For now, duct tape is holding it all together for chunky little Eli, (and his Grandpa Mark would be proud. )

-The end. -

P.S. If you are the individual who purchased this tractor book for Eli's baby shower --- we thank you (we think?).

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Part II of this story involves the fact that Eli does not like to wear pants. 

Not even outside.

But that is a story for another day. 

Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.